imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut
IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK
FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT
d ont hurt my childern
… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?
somewhere captain hook is shitting himself
Reblogged for that last comment.
books are just dead tattoed trees
That’s metal as fuck
Wow I like the way their corpses smell
that was more creepy as fuck
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
Obligatory haircut selfie
Just realised that the British currency does this. Mind. Blown.